Number 9 –

Death is the number 1 killer in the world.

 

Number 8 –
Life is sexually transmitted.

 

Number 7 –
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

 

Number 6 –
Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can’t tell them
apart.   If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

 

Number 5 –
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.  Teach a person to
use the internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe
years.

 

Number 4 –
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital,
dying of nothing.

 

Number 3 –
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.  It pays no attention
to criticism.

 

Number 2 –
In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird.  Now the world
is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

 

Number 1 –

Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers.  What you do today might burn
your ass tomorrow.

 

…and as someone recently said to me:

 

Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last that long.

 

After the last two blogs regarding Ebola – it is time to lighten things up… after all –

Laughter may be the best medicine.

 

Here’s to health, peace, and prosperity!

DrChaz

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