Nine Thoughts to Ponder
Number 9 –
Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
Number 8 –
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 7 –
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 6 –
Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can’t tell them
apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
Number 5 –
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to
use the internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe
Number 4 –
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital,
dying of nothing.
Number 3 –
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention
Number 2 –
In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world
is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Number 1 –
Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn
your ass tomorrow.
…and as someone recently said to me:
Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last that long.
After the last two blogs regarding Ebola – it is time to lighten things up… after all –
Laughter may be the best medicine.
Here’s to health, peace, and prosperity!